[lang_ES]Relatos verídicos de la vida cotidiana![/lang_ES][lang_en]True stories of everyday life [/lang_en]
Escrito por: helicoptero en Fotos, SexHumor, Xoxoxo.es[lang_en]The other day I was as passage something unusual 11pm, I was alone at the bus stop, waiting to go back to my house, when I see it is approaching a man, more or less middle-aged, I became a little nervous because at that time and alone, as miedito gave me, and I gave back the face and me to stay on as if nothing overlooking the street, hoping that the individual went long, is astounded when I heard his footsteps that ended sonar just behind me, my nerves were increasing, I started sweating hands, after 15 minutes without engaging in any kind of contact, he said:
_ Excuse ricura you are active or pasivo_. To which I, outraged, I was quickly turned around and said to him:
_ Sorry!, Says _ unable to prevent the vein of the eye stop latirme of rabies!.
_No, No apology is that you are so lush, I thought … then if you are not a transvestite, will I be charged? _
And with my best “SUCKERS!” Let him spit in my bag that time apreté stronger and I withdraw it.
When coming to my house the first thing I did was go to look in the mirror, I thought I will have makeup artist by others who will not walk down the street made a Drag Queen and I’m the only one who does not realize.
But well looked after by more or less ½ hours to reach the conclusion that NO I look like a transvestite, at least I self-consolation if it does not feed me, who?
Now after this pictures I ask someone you still have any doubt ??!!. NOOOOOOOO
_ discúlpame ricura eres activo o pasivo_ .A lo que yo, indignada, rápidamente me di vuelta y le dije:
_ PERDON!, como dice _ sin poder evitar que la vena del ojo dejara de latirme de la rabia!.
_No, no disculpa es que eres tan exuberante, que pensé…entonces si no eres travesti, cuanto me cobras?_
Y con mi mejor “¡¡IDIOTA!!” Que le espute en ese momento apreté mi bolso más fuerte y me retire.
Cuando llegue a mi casa lo primero que hice fue ir a mirarme al espejo, pensaba me habré maquillado por demás no será que ando por la calle hecha una Drag Queen y soy la única que no se da cuenta.
Pero bueno después de examinarme por mas o menos ½ hora llegue a la conclusión de que NO ME PAREZCO A UN TRAVESTI, por lo menos me auto- consuelo si no lo pienso yo, quien!
Ahora después de estas fotos me pregunto: todavía a alguien le queda alguna duda??!!. NOOOOOOOO
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