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How many joys to us and gave us still.

They have now launched a new joystick (do not know if I will be in the market) which is controlled by putting it on your penis and masturbándote and we will see in the video, eye for women is also very handy, if you get your boyfriend can play a double or if you do not use your dildo couple of life-and there you go you get hit, until the record in the “Galaxian”, how many memories, now that pretty new and renovated again, we must revive the classic!

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Cuantas alegrías que nos dio y nos sigue dando.

 

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[lang_en]The other day I got a little book with its title already told you everything “as thin fucking,” and this nice because you do not know if tomártelo as an insult or a compliment to say that you got to lose weight.

But because it came from the hand of a good friend of mine and former noviete I will take the side of flattery, want me to put into practice, “There was a hint? Mmm, yet already contare later, the that if the book is very good.

Here they pass a list of calories to be implemented.

    GET erection (men):

      Healthy man (fast): 3 cal.

      Ill man (he asks her partner to have more patience): 235 cal.

 

      GET READY TO BE (WOMEN):

      Vaginal dryness: 10 cal.

      Syndrome river overflowed: 350 cal.

 

      LOSE ERECTION:

      Losing erection before time: 14 cal.

      Seek new erection: 115 cal.

 

      Methods (Caballero):

      Putting a condom with erect member: 2 cal.

      Putting a condom with flaccid member: 300 cal.

 

      Methods (DAMAS)

      Insert diaphragm taking experience: 6 cal.

      Insert diaphragm without prior experience: 73 cal.

      If you help your partner: 680 cal. (including 6 cal. so that you find …

POSITIONS:

      Men over lady (with consent): 26 cal.

      Men over lady (without consent): 550 cal.

      Women on top (with erection men): 55 cal.

      Women on top (men without erection): 325 cal.

 

      Problems during intercourse:

      Movement “in-out” normal: 7 cal.c ea

      Movement “in-out” while the subject of her hands and legs: 80 cal. ea

      Slipping slightly on the savannas: 9 cal.

      Slipping on the savannas to fall: 12 cal.

      Tendon shrunk by a bad position: 27 cal.

 

[/lang_en][lang_ES]El otro día me regalaron un librito que ya con su titulo te lo decía todo “como adelgazar follando”, y esta bueno porque no sabes si tomártelo como un halago o como insulto al decirte que tenes que adelgazar.

Pero dado que vino de la mano de un buen amigo mío y otrora noviete lo voy a tomar por el lado del halago, Querrá ponerlo en práctica conmigo?, Habrá sido una indirecta??mmm, todavía no se ya les contare mas adelante, lo que si se que el libro está muy bueno.

 

     MÉTODOS ANTICONCEPTIVOS (CABALLEROS):

     Poner preservativo con miembro erecto: 2 cal.

     Poner preservativo con miembro flácido: 300 cal.

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